Almost married

While watching a wedding show (I think most brides are obsessed with these.  Man keeps hoping it will pass after the wedding!) I look at Man and tell him if he mashes the cake in my face like that couple just did I will be PISSED!  Without missing a beat, he looks at me totally deadpan and says, "yeah, but by then it will be too late."  Such a smart aleck, but so much fun.  I'm very lucky to love my silly man!